Foidslop stuff and trends
Some foidslop is a thing you can buy. The Stanley cup went from a camping thermos to something people camped outside Target for. Labubu turned a toothy little monster into a blind-box collectible that resells for several times its price. Candles named after feelings sit on shelves in apartments all over the country, mostly unlit.
The rest is a habit. Astrology apps tell you why your week went badly. Girl math explains why the dress was basically free, and the girl math calculator will do the explaining for you. These get voted on more as trends than as products, and they tend to be the ones people defend hardest, because they're jokes the people doing them were already making about themselves.
Collecting is where the lines blur. Labubu hunting looks a lot like sneaker flipping, which nobody calls foidslop. The apartment quiz is a decent test of how much of this you own.
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Are Stanley tumblers foidslop?A 40 ounce cup with a handle that people collect in different colors and line up outside Target for.
Our take: FoidslopNeeds votes -
Are astrology apps foidslop?Daily notifications from an app about what the moon thinks of your plans, read out loud to friends as proof.
Our take: FoidslopNeeds votes -
Are candles named after feelings foidslop?Candles named after moods instead of smells, like Sunday Morning and Sweater Weather, mostly kept on display and never lit.
Our take: FoidslopNeeds votes -
Is Labubu foidslop?A small furry monster toy with a lot of teeth, sold in blind boxes and clipped to expensive handbags.
Our take: Too close to callNeeds votes -
Is girl math foidslop?The logic that says anything under five dollars is basically free, and a returned dress counts as money you made.
Our take: FoidslopNeeds votes