Is Your Apartment Foidslop?

Seven questions about where you live. Look around before you answer.

With JavaScript on, you get these one at a time and a score at the end.

What's on the coffee table?
- A candle I've never lit, on a stack of books
- A candle I actually use
- Remotes
- Half a gaming PC
How many bows are in your apartment?
- I'd have to count. There's one on the mirror
- One or two, on gifts
- None
- Does a compound bow count?
What's out on the kitchen counter?
- A matcha whisk, a pink kettle and a cutting board for display
- A coffee machine and a plant
- A toaster
- A blender with protein powder dried on it
Describe the bed.
- Seven pillows, two of them decorative, and a snack tray
- A nice duvet
- Sheets and a blanket
- A mattress on the floor
Anything clipped to the bag by the door?
- A Labubu, maybe two
- A keychain from a trip
- Just keys
- A carabiner with a bottle opener on it
How's the lighting?
- Fairy lights and a salt lamp
- Warm lamps, never the overhead
- The overhead light
- LED strips set to red
What's on the walls?
- A framed moon phases print
- Photos with friends
- Nothing yet
- A Scarface poster

All 4 possible results

Not Foidslop, Barely an Apartment: Red LED strips and a mattress on the floor. Your place has potential, which is the nicest thing we can say.
Rented Furnished, Basically: Clean, fine, a toaster. You live here, but Pinterest wouldn't recognize it.
Cozy Corner Foidslop: Warm lamps, a candle you actually light and one bow you can't explain. You're most of the way there.
Full Foidslop Apartment: Seven pillows, fairy lights, a Labubu by the door and a candle that has never met a match. You could rent it out for TikToks.

Then vote on these

Are candles named after feelings foidslop?
Candles named after moods instead of smells, like Sunday Morning and Sweater Weather, mostly kept on display and never lit.
Our take: Foidslop

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Is Labubu foidslop?
A small furry monster toy with a lot of teeth, sold in blind boxes and clipped to expensive handbags.
Our take: Too close to call

Needs votes
Is bed rotting foidslop?
Spending a whole day in bed on purpose with snacks and a show you've already seen, and calling it rest.
Our take: Not foidslop

Needs votes