Is Your Dinner Foidslop?

Answer a few questions about what you're eating tonight. Be honest about the pickle.

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What is it served on?
- A wooden cutting board
- A cute little plate
- A regular plate
- The container it came in
How many unrelated foods are involved?
- Five or more, none of which go together
- Three or four
- It's one dish
- I'm just eating cheese
Is there a pickle?
- Yes, obviously
- Olives, which is the same thing spiritually
- No
Did you cook anything?
- I toasted bread, which counts
- I microwaved something
- Yes, actually cooked
Where are you eating it?
- In bed with a show on
- Standing at the counter
- At a table like an adult
Was it photographed?
- Before the first bite, from above, near a candle
- Sent to the group chat
- No
What's the drink?
- Something sparkling in a stemmed glass
- Whatever's in the tumbler
- Water
- A protein shake

All 4 possible results

Not Foidslop, Just Dinner: You cooked an actual meal and ate it at a table. Good for you. We're a little suspicious.
Foidslop-Adjacent: You're getting there. There's a cute plate involved and not many vegetables, and a pickle would push it over.
Certified Girl Dinner: Bread, cheese, a few grapes and no regrets. This is the meal the word was made for.
Museum-Grade Foidslop: Board, candle, pickle, bed and a photo before the first bite. You'd have trouble making it more foidslop if you tried.

Then vote on these

Is girl dinner foidslop?
A cutting board with bread, some cheese, a handful of grapes and a pickle, eaten at 9 p.m. and called dinner.
Our take: Foidslop

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Are charcuterie boards foidslop?
Meat and cheese boards, plus every spinoff board the internet came up with: butter boards, pancake boards, jarcuterie.
Our take: Too close to call

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Are cottage cheese recipes foidslop?
Cottage cheese, which spent decades as diet food, got blended into ice cream and flatbread and briefly sold out across the US.
Our take: Too close to call

Needs votes