Is Your Morning Routine Foidslop?

Eight questions about the first few hours of your day. Weekdays count.

With JavaScript on, you get these one at a time and a score at the end.

What's the first thing you reach for when you wake up?
- My phone, to check my horoscope
- My phone, to check my texts
- A glass of water
- The door to the cold plunge
What are you drinking?
- Iced matcha with oat milk and vanilla
- An oat latte
- Black coffee
- Pre-workout
How many steps is your skincare?
- I lost count after the essence
- Cleanser, moisturizer, sunscreen
- Whatever soap is in the shower
- Bar soap. For everything. Hair too
Any exercise?
- Reformer pilates, booked three weeks out
- A hot girl walk with a podcast on
- The gym, sometimes
- Heavy squats at 5 a.m.
What are you wearing to it?
- A matching set in sage
- Leggings and an oversized sweatshirt
- Whatever was on the chair
- A stringer tank
What's in your hand on the way out the door?
- A 40 ounce tumbler with a charm on it
- A tote bag with a book in it
- Keys
- A gallon jug with times written on the side
Breakfast?
- Cottage cheese with honey and berries, photographed first
- Avocado toast
- A granola bar in the car
- Six eggs
Are you filming any of this?
- Yes, it's a get ready with me
- Just the matcha pour
- No
- Only my lifts, to check my form

All 4 possible results

Broslop Morning: Cold plunge, pre-workout, six eggs. You're up early and you'd like people to know about it.
Regular Human Morning: Coffee, keys, out the door. Nothing in your morning would make it onto anyone's For You page.
That Girl in Training: There's a matcha and a walk, and the matching set is on order. You're about two weeks away from a full routine.
Full That Girl: Horoscope, matcha, pilates, tumbler, and a video of all of it. Your morning is foidslop, and it took a lot of work to get it this good.

Then vote on these

Is the 11-step skincare routine foidslop?
A nightly routine with two cleansers, at least two serums and a jade roller, done in a bathroom with a mini fridge for the products.
Our take: Foidslop

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Is pilates foidslop?
Pilates as an identity, with a matching workout set, grip socks, a slicked-back bun and a green juice afterward.
Our take: Too close to call

Needs votes
Are astrology apps foidslop?
Daily notifications from an app about what the moon thinks of your plans, read out loud to friends as proof.
Our take: Foidslop

Needs votes
Are GRWM videos foidslop?
Someone does their makeup straight into the camera while telling you all about their terrible date.
Our take: Foidslop

Needs votes