Foidslop or Broslop?

Eight quick picks. Go with your first answer, not the one you'd post.

With JavaScript on, you get these one at a time and a score at the end.

Pick a podcast.
- True crime, two friends, one murder
- A chatty pop culture recap
- Something about history
- Three hours with a guy who just got back from a ranch
Pick a comfort rewatch.
- Gilmore Girls
- Twilight
- The Office
- Gladiator, again
Pick a cup.
- A pastel Stanley with a charm
- A glass cup with a bamboo straw
- A coffee mug
- A protein shaker you'll wash eventually
Pick a game.
- The Sims, build mode only
- Stardew Valley
- Mario Kart
- Call of Duty, ranked
Pick a snack.
- A girl dinner board
- Popcorn and a movie
- Chips
- A whole bag of beef jerky
How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
- Only if there's a man in a toga involved
- Almost never
- Now and then
- Every day
Pick a Saturday.
- Bed rotting with snacks and a show
- Brunch
- Errands
- A hike, then a steak
What's on your nightstand?
- A candle called Sunday Morning
- A romantasy with sticky tabs
- My phone charger
- A tub of creatine

All 4 possible results

Pure Broslop: Creatine, the Roman Empire and a shaker bottle you'll wash someday. You know which side you're on.
Leans Broslop: Mostly broslop, plus a Twilight rewatch you don't bring up.
Leans Foidslop: Mostly foidslop, but you'll eat a whole bag of jerky on a road trip and nobody can stop you.
Pure Foidslop: A candle, Gilmore Girls and a board for dinner. No notes.

Then vote on these

Is The Sims foidslop?
A life simulator that a lot of people mostly use to design houses nobody ends up living in.
Our take: Too close to call

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Is Stardew Valley foidslop?
A farming game that is supposedly about crops, although for a lot of players it's mostly about marrying Sebastian.
Our take: Too close to call

Needs votes
Are true crime podcasts foidslop?
Podcasts where two friends talk through a murder case in detail, with an ad for a mattress in the middle.
Our take: Not foidslop

Needs votes
Is Twilight foidslop?
The 2008 vampire romance that people made fun of for years and now rewatch every fall, half ironically.
Our take: Foidslop

Needs votes