Is Your Bookshelf Foidslop?

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1. What's the book you're reading right now about?

   • A war between two kingdoms, but mostly the fae prince
   • A woman who moves to a small town and opens a bakery
   • A murder, solved by someone who isn't a detective
   • The fall of the Byzantine Empire

2. Look at the edges of the pages.

   • Sprayed purple, with little stars
   • Plain, but there's a character art bookmark in it
   • Plain
   • Yellowed. I got it at a used bookshop

3. How many sticky tabs are in it?

   • Color-coded, with a key inside the front cover
   • A few, for the good parts
   • One, to mark my page
   • None. I fold the corner down

4. Where did you hear about it?

   • BookTok, from someone crying in a parked car
   • A friend who wouldn't stop talking about it
   • The bestseller table at the airport
   • A podcast where a man says he reads four books a week

5. How do you feel about the love interest?

   • I'd let him ruin my life
   • He's fine. The banter is better
   • There's a love interest?
   • There isn't one. It's about a submarine

6. How many books are in the series?

   • Five so far, and the next one is 900 pages
   • Three. A trilogy, as it should be
   • It's a standalone
   • It's nonfiction

7. What's next to it on the shelf?

   • A candle and a little crystal
   • A Labubu
   • A plant I'm keeping alive
   • A book about Stoicism and a tub of protein